What's this on my lip?

How long has it been on there?

So that's why she laughed

Smeared under the bed

I can feel the nest growing

I'm collecting them

Someone just farted

I suppose I'll pinch my nose

A pleasant surprise

I love this bullfight

I want his head after this

I would pay for that

Look into the sky!

You were too slow and missed it

I wasn't staring

It shouldn't be red

Yes, I will accept treatment

I'll be out next week

Give me that vacuum

Honestly, my room's dirty!

Please, I can explain

Deeper and deeper

Left eye twitched and sight went black

I just picked my brain

A small one flew out

It landed on my keyboard

On the letter "B"

I need assistance!

Who among you heeds this call?

They're really up there