What's this on my lip?

How long has it been on there?

So that's why she laughed

Smeared under the bed

I can feel the nest growing

I'm collecting them

Someone just farted

I suppose I'll pinch my nose

A pleasant surprise

I love this bullfight

I want his head after this

I would pay for that

Look into the sky!

You were too slow and missed it

I wasn't staring

It shouldn't be red

Yes, I will accept treatment

I'll be out next week

Give me that vacuum

Honestly, my room's dirty!

Please, I can explain

Deeper and deeper

Left eye twitched and sight went black

I just picked my brain

A small one flew out

It landed on my keyboard

On the letter "B"

I need assistance!

Who among you heeds this call?

They're really up there

My passage is blocked!

Spelunkers, get the fuck out!

Plot of The Descent

My nostrils are sealed

Must attack it from behind

I will bend a fork

Left one then right one

It appears nothing is here

Guess I'll go to bed

Crusty ball of dust

How did you form in my nose?

Were you always there?

Reverse volcanoes

Suck in this ash and this dust

Make it into rocks

I finger the hole

Where are you, you tasty treats?

Tonight I hunger

Dried shit from the air

I will fuckin' pick your ass

Yes, your booger ass

My nose is filling

I must have that rare disease

Tiboogulosis

Booger in my nose

Separate from the membrane

Live on my finger